when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
I didn’t even like Scooby Doo that much, but I still don’t appreciate this!
And now to add salt to the wound…Chuck E Cheese…
*Sigh* I’m just going to lay down…and not get back up…
This world doesn’t belong to us anymore
high kids meet dylan sprouse from zack and cody
- “cody! or zack! let me suck your dick.” “mm no thank you, if anyone else offered man and if it was a girl maybe i’d say yes”
- “zack’s the one that gets the bitches right?” “exactly! that’s why i declined your offer”
- “did you fuck bailey?” “i’m not telling you shit!”
- literally he is stuffing his face with a sandwich the entire time
this is the greatest fucking thing in the world! And he grew up to be so hot oh my god.
lmfaoo this is the funniest thing ever.
When they start singing the theme song at the end.
I lost my shit and laughed for like 5 minutes. XD